Also known as Lamppu, a fat ass from Finland who loves to sleep. Owner of two kitties and a pair of titties.
I'm plain, very depressed and not at all interesting. I post stuff from various fandoms and I like to draw and absolutely love cats.
As I have depression, there will be angst/depression related posts, so if you can't handle that it's best that you don't follow me.
Ding dong piri piri tööt tööt
off goes Hessu’s balls
.. in two hours
vet told me I can take pictures dur hurrr
realgaran replied to your photo: dumbass
awww such a silly kitty
zinny-chan replied to your photo: dumbass
EEEEIH! Ihana! <3 on aika pönttö :’D
he’s a fucking dumbass, that’s who he is
my mom can be morbid sometimes
yesterday she was all like
“If I die, you get Hessu”
okay thanks
reblogging this again, because SHE SAID IT AGAIN jesus mom
The Cat Files #4 - Hessu
NAME: Hessu
ALIAS: Crap machine, Hessu Hopo, Doofus
D.O.B.: April 2012
SEX: Male
TRIVIA
- Loves to cuddle
- Protests by shitting outside the litter box
- Climbs the curtains
- Dumbass
- Farts like hell
I’m so fucking close to punch Hessu on his balls
THIS IS WHY I LIKE OLDER CATS
THEY’RE CALM AND DON’T MAKE A RACKET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (at least not my babies)
IT MIGHT UPSET THE NEIGHBORS
ESPECIALLY MY 93-YEAR OLD DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR
WHO IS PROBABLY DEAD BUT
eeergbghhhhj
(don’t worry I’m not gonna punch his balls)
