eiyunoitakuni:

narutos-dick:

trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

THIS IS EVEN WORSE

oh jeebus

The ratio of your nose length to your ear length is ideal

my mom did NOT just say that she’d be willing to watch Supernatural with me

You do NOT joke about stuff like this around me

I mean she can’t look when someone takes a blood sample in House M.D. so HOW IS SHE GONNA HANDLE ALL THE GORE IN SUPERNATURAL (it’s not so gore for me, but for her maybe)

she has no idea what she just signed up for

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

i’ll conquer your shamballa

feelception:

neilcicierega:

emmyc:

A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating the beautiful flowing movement in the animated gif we see above. This technique was perfected by Glenjamin Keen Disney

I love whoever made this

tracefoxer:

skeletal-sweets:

semii-colon:

alyssaties:

goodmorningvietsam:

awhoreslies:

celebratethewicked:

outcastcontessa:

adenofiniquity:

fallintolight:

buttmunchery:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD
omfGG 

I’M SCREAMING

I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA POP AND THEN THAT.

SONOFABITCH 

kerogero:

Prompt and utter destruction

dante-this-is-just-fanfiction:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

heirofslytherin:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.